- Que fais-tu là corbeau?
- Je me pogne le cul, dit celui-ci.
- Puis-je me le pogner avec toi? dit le lièvre.
- Bien sur, tu n’as qu’à monter me rejoindre en haut de cet arbre! s’exclama le corbeau. Le lièvre s’exécuta mais à un mètre du sol dérapa et tomba par terre.

- Je crois que je vais me le pogner au pied de l’arbre étant incapable d’aller te rejoindre, dit le lièvre. Soudain, un loup vint à passer et vit le lièvre en train de se pogner le cul au pied de l’arbre. D’un habile coup de dent, il attrapa le lièvre et le dévora.

La morale de cette histoire: Si dans la vie t’a le goût de rien faire et de te pogner le cul, t’es mieux d’être Haut Placé…..

Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the same as well as the person you got the note from.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Everywhere I Go – Hollywood Undead

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Universe of Light – Allen-Lande

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Who’s Your Daddy – Lordi

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Not meant to be – Theory of a Deadman

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
To the Solarsystem – Ayreon

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Nous sommes ce que nous sommes

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Haunting – Kamelot

8)WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Refuse / Resist – Apocaliptive

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Hong Kong Blues – Les Colocs

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Night – Disturbed

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Fire Still Burns – Dragonforce

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Lost and Lonely – The Rasmus

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
All or Nothing – Theory of a Deadman

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Beast and the Harlot – Avenged Sevenfold

15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Digital Love – Daft Punk

16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Body Breakdown – Dragonforce

17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Psychosocial – Slipknot

18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Hold Nothing Back – Linkin Park

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Amaranth – Nightwish

20) WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Time Stands Still – Blind Guardian

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Mirror – Dreamtale

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
The Chosen One – Last Tribe

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Hard Rock Hallelujah – Lordi

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
End of All hope – Nightwish

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
By the Way – Theory of a Deadman

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Lost Northen Star – Tarja

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Shut The Fuck Up – Basshunter

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Ghost Opera

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Only – NIN

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Inside the Winter Storm – Dragonforce